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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

PANTUN RAYA MAT SALEH...HEHEHE

Korang...mood raya, kan? Jom layanzzzz..... kihkihkih!

Has been a year,
It comes again;
Selamat Hari Raya,
Maaf Zahir Batin.

Mountain Daik's branches got three,
Pandan Island is far far in the middle;
With friends, relatives and family,
Hari raya is time to mingle.

If your garden got hot spring,
May I take a dip in it please?;
Balik kampung time better no speeding,
Unless you wanna give bonus to the police.

Push wood pull wood,
Keranji fruit inside a boat;
Hari raya got lots of food,
But don't eat too much like a goat.

Two three cats run run,
Where got the same as the striped one;
That's all for me I gotta run,
Duit raya? Where got one?

Najib orang kaya, 
Rosmah beli cincin,
Selamat hari raya,
Maaf zahir batin.


Friday, December 21, 2012

Lawak Hari Ini...

Ngeeeee.... Enjoice....!!! :p